At some point in the late 1960’s early 1970’s I had occasion to sit with Alexander Fyodorovich Kerensky in a two hour Q & A in the Student Union at Phoenix College. So who is/was Alexander Kerensky you ask. Well he was (among other things) the second Prime Minister of what became the Union of Soviet Socialists Republics. He knew Lenin, Stalin, Trotsky, and Dzerzhinsky, all of the leaders of what became Soviet Russia. Billed as a guest speaker he held a broad horizoned give-and-take with the gathered students. For a history buff like myself he was a rich meal.
I will not bore you with his life story. Suffice to write that he was a moderate socialist who befriended the Bolsheviks early on, eventually fell into disfavor and fled Russia for his life. Trapped in France in 1940 he again escaped—this time to the US of A, where he spent most of his remaining life.
He told us many stories of the times of the Bolsheviks most of which I later learned were true. One story that has stayed with me over the years and is so poignant for the events of today that I must share it with you.
The Bolsheviks were if anything “true believers.” To be appointed or assigned to any position by them in Soviet Russia one must have held the proper ideology. In all matters, issues, and above all in all questions, ones ideology must be pure. And thus it was that Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, then First Secretary of the Communist Party, USSR, appointed a certain Bolshevik to the post of Minister of Housing in the newly formed land of the Peoples Revolution against the dictatorship of the Bourgeoisie.
This certain man wasn’t from any of the metropolitan areas of Russia like, Moscow, Saint Petersburg, Kiev or Minsk. He was from a far off area somewhere in the area of Samara, a rural backwater Siberia of the desert where Lenin had sharpened his personal manifesto which the world would later call Marxist-Leninism. He was a communist of the old school, a hard shelled Bolshevik of reliable ideology. Never mind the fact that he was raised in the middle of nowhere knowing nothing of life outside of rural, Czarist Russia.
In those days, at that time, to fail ones superior by being unable to carry out assigned duties might well end up with one thrown into jail if the infraction was of a minor nature or shot outright if the failure was major. From personal assistants to secretaries, bureaucrats to janitors, fear of failure was the overriding concern of all government officials. Thus on his first day of work in the Kremlin our hero was watched by one and all in an effort to detect his every need and desire. To see to the immediate and satisfactory resolution of his every task, each of his assigned staff was eager to demonstrate their diligence, efficiency and enthusiasm to their new chief.
Thus it was with a certain air of perplexed concern they observed their new chief at about 10:00AM wander outside onto the huge interior quadrangle of the Kremlin. At first they watched in curiosity at the wanderings of the new chief. Then that emotion matured into concern as their chiefs actions began to become a bit quicker and quirkier, and finally as the chiefs actions bordered on the frantic one of his aids approached him inquiring if he could be of assistance.
With an obvious embarrassment the chief asked his subordinate where the toilets were located. Stunned, the subordinate replied to the effect that there was one in the chief’s own office. Now it was the chief’s turn to be stunned—replying; something to the effect of; “how could this be a toilet within a room inside a house?” And it was at that point that all came to realize that the Minister of Housing for the Union of Soviet Socialists Republics, the man who was responsible of the housing of over 550 million people was unfamiliar with indoor plumbing. It was only the beginning.
And that brings us to Louisiana and the oil spill. As we all now know, deep down under the waters of the Gulf of Mexico (a body of water that Homeland Security Napolitano seemed to have trouble remembering, despite her earlier profession of love for the sea) something broke and a bunch of oil has found its way onto the shores of Louisiana and perhaps soon onto the shores of other states.
And what exactly was President Obama doing while that unfolded? Bad mouthing the new Arizona Illegal Immigration law is what. Day after day, day in and day out; while oil gushed, oozed, and migrated toward beaches, marshlands and fishing grounds he hammered Arizona’s Illegal Immigration law spreading fear, loathing and yes even hatred, for the raciest citizens of that state.
For at that time the press’s attitude seemed to be to ignore the question; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”
That is when he wasn’t speculating about LaBron; “I don’t want to meddle,” Obama told TNT, and then promptly did. He suggested that with a core team that includes Joakim Noah and Aderrik Rose, “you could see LeBron fitting in pretty well there.” Cleveland Plain Dealer
In the meantime I must ask; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”
Of course that was between rounds of golf—I can only wonder if his golf game is any better than his bowling?
Pardon me but again I must ask; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”
In other words he was doing everything except taking charge of the biggest man-caused environmental disaster in the history of the world. But now we know that he is in charge and I for one feel so much better.
The question remains and I must ask; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”
So Napolitano doesn’t even seem to know where or what the Gulf of Mexico is and President Obama’s choice for secretary of Energy Steven Chu and knowing that he and Dr. Carl Wieman associate director of Science are ‘Point Men’ on this crisis, solid liberals all I’m sure that it will be soon resolved. The president never seems to tire of telling us that Dr. Wieman is a Nobel prizewinning physicist. Well good for him but just what does that have to do with broken oil pipe a mile or so under water?
I can only wonder; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”
Napolitano, Wieman and Chu are tried-and-true leftist-ideologues but it now appears that the three of them wouldn’t know how to pour pee out of a boot if the directions were written on the boots sole. As with First Secretary Lenin’s choice for Minister of Housing President Obama’s ‘three blind mice’ are no better choices for the spreading disaster in the Gulf of Mexico.
Back at the ranch they are wondering; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”
What is needed is a dammed good engineer.
Of course he didn’t feel that he really needed to do anything as he only promised to stop the rise of the oceans. He never said anything about cleaning up oil spills, work not fitting for a Messiah; the One we were all waiting for.
The above notwithstanding I must ask; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”
Despite that fact that the Clean Water Act of 1990 states in part: “requires the President to ensure effective and immediate removal of an oil discharge and, where there is substantial threat to public health or welfare, requires the President to require all Federal, State and private actions to remove the oil discharge or mitigate it.”
The people of Louisiana want to know; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”
Ooops, if he really takes charge then he will be held responsible, he doesn’t want that, yet by not taking charge he is still getting the blame—and will, more and more, the worse that it becomes.
The people of Florida want to know; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”
He reminds me of Old Buck’s story in Gunfights and Gunfighters; you know the one about the cowboy who got his foreskin caught in the zipper of his trousers. It hurt like hell to pull the zipper up, hurt like hell to pull it down and hurt like hell to leave it as it was. Let’s just hope that what happened to Old Bucks trail-mate doesn’t happen to President Obama.
And yes you are correct, I can’t close this without asking what most of the people of the US of A want to know; “Mr. President what are we to do with all of this oil?”

Alexander Kerrensky